Yoda

Friend: He & his mom were really close, they even dressed up as Yoda & Han Solo last year. The guy is 39...anyway, he eventually tried to kill himself but his mom found him.
Jeremy: Found her son, she did.

Vermeil

Jeremy & I were just talking about the ring he bought me for Christmas and I said 'it's Vermeil.'...

Jeremy (queens burrough girl accent): No way. Are you vermeil?!